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Teacher:
Crookshanks! Voldemort! Please could you get off that desk and sit down? OK, Merlin, can you hand out the tests for me?
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Girl 1:
What did I get on mine?
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Girl 2:
Spoilers!
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Teacher:
I heard that, River.
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Girl 1:
But I'm really worried, I think I got question 14b wrong...
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Teacher:
Actually, Hermione, you got 112%.
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*****
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Boy 1:
I don't understand question six.
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Boy 2:
Me neither, but when the teacher walked past, I noticed her breathing rate pick up slightly when my pen was over Option D, so I put that.
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Boy 1:
I suppose it's your name...
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Boy 2:
My parents like me to make deductions, yes.
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Boy 1:
It's alright for you, Sherlock. Mine like me to get bad marks - apparently it fits with the name Neville.
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*****
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Teacher:
Fred, will you collect the papers back in?
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Boy 3:
I'm not Fred, I'm George.
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Teacher:
Oh for goodness' sake, you're not even identical!
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Boy 3:
One of these days...
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Boy 4:
When we're running our joke shop...
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Boy 3:
We'll invent disguises...
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Boy 4:
And then you'll see.
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*****
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Teacher:
That's the end of the lesson.
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Boy 5:
*Jumps out of window* Dobby... Dobby is free!
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Girl 3:
Dobby, you bad, bad boy! Students is not meant to be freed until the bell rings.
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Teacher:
It's OK, Winky, you can go too...


