The title pretty much sums it up; these are the random musings of a free-spirited, modified, Gemini cub guy.
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  • Teacher:

    Crookshanks! Voldemort! Please could you get off that desk and sit down? OK, Merlin, can you hand out the tests for me?

  • Girl 1:

    What did I get on mine?

  • Girl 2:

    Spoilers!

  • Teacher:

    I heard that, River.

  • Girl 1:

    But I'm really worried, I think I got question 14b wrong...

  • Teacher:

    Actually, Hermione, you got 112%.

  • *****

  • Boy 1:

    I don't understand question six.

  • Boy 2:

    Me neither, but when the teacher walked past, I noticed her breathing rate pick up slightly when my pen was over Option D, so I put that.

  • Boy 1:

    I suppose it's your name...

  • Boy 2:

    My parents like me to make deductions, yes.

  • Boy 1:

    It's alright for you, Sherlock. Mine like me to get bad marks - apparently it fits with the name Neville.

  • *****

  • Teacher:

    Fred, will you collect the papers back in?

  • Boy 3:

    I'm not Fred, I'm George.

  • Teacher:

    Oh for goodness' sake, you're not even identical!

  • Boy 3:

    One of these days...

  • Boy 4:

    When we're running our joke shop...

  • Boy 3:

    We'll invent disguises...

  • Boy 4:

    And then you'll see.

  • *****

  • Teacher:

    That's the end of the lesson.

  • Boy 5:

    *Jumps out of window* Dobby... Dobby is free!

  • Girl 3:

    Dobby, you bad, bad boy! Students is not meant to be freed until the bell rings.

  • Teacher:

    It's OK, Winky, you can go too...