jtoz:
“Tom Turkey”? More like “Taliban Turkey”!
Anti-Muslim blogger Pamela Geller is calling for a boycott of Butterball, accusing the company of selling “stealth halal” turkeys prepared in accordance with Muslim dietary laws.
This Thursday, remind grandma that you take your Muslim Brotherhood breast meat with a dollop of Gamal gravy and jihad giblets.
You know what to do, American Muslims. Stock up.
From now on I am only buying Butterball turkeys.
Stealth halal? Butterball here I come.
Stealth halal? That’s like stealth vegan. Doesn’t hurt anybody, and those who have special dietary requirements get to enjoy the food too.
Ohhh but it does hurt people. Because, you know, it’s Muslim food and if we eat it, then we’ll like all be Muslim and Oh. My. God. /sarcasm.
That’s right! Once we go halal, America will fall! Boycott Butterball!!!
In all seriousness, how is this any different than eating something kosher? Most people aren’t Jewish and that doesn’t bother them. People are just ridiculous.